there was a trapeze. enough said
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
How does one acquire holy water?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
