You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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