when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
only you would photoshop your dick
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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