Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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