OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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