Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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