My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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