Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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