All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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