Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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