I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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