oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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