You were right. It hurts to walk today.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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