You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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