fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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