you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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