walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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