it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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