I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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