he shaved USA in his pubs
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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