he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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