Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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