I love black thongs
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
