If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
