Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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