I'm jealous of your bromance
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Randomize
