I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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