why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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