id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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