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Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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