She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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