i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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