I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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