In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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