We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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