Tell her she can't have a vagina
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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