I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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