I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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