you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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