If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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