Having a random hookup so left but love u
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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