just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
