I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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