dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Operation Purity has been aborted
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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