i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
