Welp...herpes.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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