She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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