Buhtt sex?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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