this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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