I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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